How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Anti Joke

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