Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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These Jokes suck.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Tunechi

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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