- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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