- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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