- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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