What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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time to spruce up!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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