Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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