Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I have cancer. And you're next.

this website is a bad joke

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

No your aunties a joke

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

You idiot.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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