whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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