- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

roses are red poo is poo

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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