Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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