Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A man did not like this site

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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