- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Paper or plastic? Yes...

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

My cat just died.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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