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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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