a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why so serious ?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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