a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Where's my baby??

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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