- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I'm Batman.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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