Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Neither have I

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

bangers and mash?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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