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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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