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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's 1+1? 69.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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