- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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