roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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God is real.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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