- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

whats white and sticky? a white stick

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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