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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Dead girls can't say no.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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