- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Donald Trump

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Lil Wayne

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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