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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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