knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Gay republicans

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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