- Anti Joke

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.