- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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