- Anti Joke

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I like school Said no one ever.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

I like school Said no one ever.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead