knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

SHUT UP JP

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A muslim paints Mohammed

poo

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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