- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

tea with milk?

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