- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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