A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Faithful men.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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woman's rights

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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