it was all Tagart

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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13 =B you just learned something

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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