- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Jebron Lames.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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