- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Do you play piano? No

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What's just not right? Left

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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