- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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