- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

why does the man appear fat he is

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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