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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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