- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Equal rights!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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