What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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swag

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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