- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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