A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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