- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

your no better than a cockroach

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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