- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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