What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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