if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

deez nuts

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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