- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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