- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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