How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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