A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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One time i was sitting down

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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