- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

knock knock come in

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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