What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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