A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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