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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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