What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's 9+10? 19

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Your're racist.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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