- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chris is hairy

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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