Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

womans rights...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

The diamond one below is hilarious.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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