Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Im taking a shit right now.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A gay man watches football.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

this website is a bad joke

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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