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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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