- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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