- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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