There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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this website is a bad joke

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A gay man watches football.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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