- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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