I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A gay man watches football.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I'm homeless.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why dont they make black forks

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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