Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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