- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

I'm tired.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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