A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I'm Batman.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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