- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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