A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Ehh

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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