- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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