- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is my name? I dont know

Why? Because.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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