- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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