- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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