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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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