What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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