- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

NEVER

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??