How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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