- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

knock knock i have diarrhea

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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