Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

XD Jackass.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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