when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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David Cameron

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Anti Joke

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