- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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