A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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