If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Weaner

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Peas

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Anti Joke

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