Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -5

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops