- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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