- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

AIDS

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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