- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

antonis sister is mighty fine

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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