- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Nobody cares maddie!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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