- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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