what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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David Cameron

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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