What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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