You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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