Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A gay man watches football.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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