Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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