Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What's just not right? Left

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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