- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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